Virtual Reality Specialist Mugs

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Life after death

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Zoom Wedding

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Indoor Football

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Computer Life

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."