Voyaging Scientist Gifts

A Higgs Bosun

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Tiny Visions

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cosmonaut

A man looks up at the earth

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Pavlov's Cat

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Take me to your thought leader."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.