Voyaging Scientist Pillows

A Higgs Bosun

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Tiny Visions

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A man looks up at the earth

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Cosmonaut

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars Poppins

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Go ahead and dissect me

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Pavlov's Cat

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Take me to your thought leader."