Vow Renovator Pillows

"Things were great until we decided to renew our rows."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'