Vouchers T-Shirts

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Back in 5 minutes!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Giant Sale!

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"Check out my free white paper!"

'I hear they're really good.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"How much is the sign?"