Vouchers Prints

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Back in 5 minutes!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Giant Sale!

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I'll take ten, please.'

What it takes to be a leader.

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Check out my free white paper!"

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I hear they're really good.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"How much is the sign?"