Voting Machine Technician T-Shirts

"No, only the wrong votes aren't counted.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

EU Polling Station

How M2M really works.

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

History's First Prop Gag

'I hate technology!'

Lady votes using her facemask.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

SUPER SATURDAY!

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Vote for One

'And where have you been?'

Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

Roadie Rage

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

Elections kitchen.

Polling Place.

"I want your vote!"

'Put some brain food in there.'

"Oh great, more ballots to count."

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

ACME Vending LTD

'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'

'Hell of a mentor!'