Voting Machine Technician Mugs

"No, only the wrong votes aren't counted.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

EU Polling Station

How M2M really works.

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'I hate technology!'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Lady votes using her facemask.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

SUPER SATURDAY!

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

'And where have you been?'

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

Well, maybe you can find a do-it-yourself Youtube video showing a husband taking the clothes to the laundromat.

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

Roadie Rage

ACME Vending LTD

"Oh great, more ballots to count."

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

Elections kitchen.

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'Put some brain food in there.'

Polling Place.

'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

'Hell of a mentor!'