Voracious Eater Gifts

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'It's an acquired taste!'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Bangers and Mash

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."