Voracious Eater Gifts

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Bangers and Mash

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.