Voltage Visionary Gifts

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"Do me next."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Thatched roof car.

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Coronavirus Debate

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Nouveau wine

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Your start-up team

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."