Volleyball Groupie Gifts

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Dynamite little combo

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Hero of the Beach?

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Nick Cave.

ABBA

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Where's Wilson now?

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Athena

Buffering Volleyball

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'