Voice Change During Puberty Pillows

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

First Word

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'Humph Punks!'

"Michele, do you mind if I walk you home? It's the hormones in the milk."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"This is the year you go from being a miss to a ma'am."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'You and grandma sound alike. Do you think she went through puberty since her last visit, too?'

"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

Maybe you have cancer. - 'Why would I have cancer?' - 'Why would you not have cancer?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Maybe I have cancer.' - '' -

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.