Vocal Performance Enthusiast Pillows

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Mikado

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Tenors

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Pirate King

Can Can

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

A singer being criticised

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Loud Chorister

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Heavenly voices.

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Bismark Ballet School

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.