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'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Inclusive speech

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Examinations.

"Show off."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

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Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

"Careful...she bites."

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

'The best the grotty magus could do was produce a footy pagurid.'

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

"Anyway, Her Royal Highness here insists I'm sarcastic."

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."