Visual Pun Collectors Gifts

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Racketeer

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Senseless clowning around

"I've been window-shopping..."

The Coffee Tattoo

Time Table

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Bell Hop

Hot Cross Bun

Spiv

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

'You went for the highlights then?'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Defensive Lineman

Screw Driver.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."