Visual Pun Collectors Gifts

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

How Romans give each other a high five...

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Racketeer

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Senseless clowning around

Time Table

"I've been window-shopping..."

Bell Hop

Speed Bump Ahead.

The Coffee Tattoo

Spiv

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

Hot Cross Bun

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

Screw Driver.

"Furry Fries"