Fans Of Visual Puns Gifts

'I'm suggesting rhinoplasty to alleviate your condition.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

This man is an island.

"Frosty the Repairman"

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I've been window-shopping..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Racketeer

Senseless clowning around

The Coffee Tattoo

Time Table

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

Hot Cross Bun

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

That's the trampoline sales, sir.