Fan Of Visual Puns Gifts

"Be careful with that thing. You'll carve an eye out."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

The Coffee Tattoo

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Time Table

Racketeer

"I've been window-shopping..."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"