Visual Pun Appreciator Gifts

'Yes, I'm from Egypt... How did you guess?

So this 'flamingo'diet, does it work?

Construction orders

Man wearing striped shirt visits barber shop.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Time Table

Fire extinguisher near sign: Foamless - Please help.

The Smallest Room.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Hair Gaol (Jail).

'Color blind person shopping for two red peppers and two green peppers.'

'How's your staple diet going son?'

Ass Hole

Screw Driver.

TV Bookends

"I've been window-shopping..."

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

"No one ever believes me when I say I'm just looking for love."

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."