Visual Merchandiser T-Shirts

"I dreamed that Ralph Lauren put more stuff in his windows."

Fashion mannequin.

Dummys for Windows

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

CATCHY NAME

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Eye clinic

Frans Hals Visuals.

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"Before I fire you, I'd like to draw your attention to my new line of merchandise."

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

The Genius Of Camoflage

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

Out of a movie theatre and into the retailer's net.

"We may not have fully thought this through."

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!"

Real firewood - last chance for 30 miles.

Yeah, I'm involved with the fashion industry. But it's not something I'm particularly prada."

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

'Football merchandise - replica wives.'

"Colin takes brand loyalty very, very seriously!"

Christmas Shopping for Dummies

Vending machine out of order: 'Waste bucket empty.'