Visual Marketing Aficionados Prints

Frans Hals Visuals.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Important Food Groups

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Eat Beef

Honesty in retail

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Gullib-Os

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Man selling lamb weekly

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'