Visual Joke Lover Pillows

"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."

"Here's your trouble. The cartoonist can't render a proper red tee fitting."

Caution! School Crossing.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

Senseless clowning around

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"That's still too high"

Bubbling

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

How to create a brilliant cartoon

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Bolting your Food.

Cautious photojournalist.

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"Wait! Come Back!"

'You aren't taking your vision health seriously, Mr. Scott.'

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

Dog'e eye test.