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'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

Twitter that!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

The Screeeen!

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

Cowvid-19

"That must be Java Man!"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

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