Digital Age Jokester T-Shirts

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

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"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Google signwriter.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

The Screeeen!

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."