Visitor Manager T-Shirts

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Travel looks strong!

Stockwell's day

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Postcards from Heaven...

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Swing by won't you?

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

Hey, Ernie, you're trying on costumes for the Halloween party! No, I'm finding clothes for my job at the store. I need to fit in the Christmas Decorations there. They've been up for weeks. It's too soon! I don't like decorations going up so early! Cupid's another way I could dress for work. The Valentine's Day decorations are going up right now!

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"So, does this mean that what happens in Vegas never should've even happened in the first place?"

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Old lady at the door

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'