Visiting Ireland Pillows

The Echoes at Killarney

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"So that's Ireland."

'It's not easy being green.'

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'