Ireland Pillows

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY! Have a good CRAIC!

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

The Echoes at Killarney

James Joyce.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Seamus Heaney

Life in the fastest lane.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

W. B. Yeats

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?