Visiting Coffee Shops T-Shirts

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

How About Serving Us For a Change

Night-shift entrance

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Coffee Menu

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Starbucks Siren

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

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