Visionary Investor Gifts

Lawyers' Eye Test

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Business Target

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

The Day Dreamer.

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Business plan.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"