Visionary Defender Gifts

Hey, two eyes!

"I can see our house from here."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Science Snobs

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"Now get out."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

A man shoots at a drone.

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

Human Rights

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Save the Cacti.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"It's important to be authentic"

"I don't really hate vegetables...but they're my last line of defense before liver and onions."

Computer Crimes

Farmer fighting off snail

Cyber Attacks Against USA

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

'Good morning. I'm Mr Elton. Your teacher-security guard.'

Spring House Cleaning: Sweeping Cuts

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

'There goes a man of vision-double and blurred.

"No,I won't tell you who I copied my math test from!"

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"This one is for cybersecurity."

"Over here."

'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'