Vision Supporter T-Shirts

"Our seniors special includes an upgrade to 'billboard-size' font."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

100k Desert Crawl

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Sports area vendors.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Alex Ferguson

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"You need glasses, dear."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."