Vision Problems Pillows

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Large print e-book.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

The Pessimetrist.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Lazy eye at home

Sight test with a violin.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Fly Eye Chart