Vision Problems Pillows

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Large print e-book.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

The Pessimetrist.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Contacts vs. Glasses

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Sight test with a violin.

Lazy eye at home

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"No...still a bit foggy."

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Fly Eye Chart

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"