Vision Impaired Hero Pillows

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Cyclops reading an eye chart

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

'We have learned that prediction of future market trends is very difficult. We are, however, very good at explaining past market trends.'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

Escaping Guide Dog

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

Conference for Visually Impaired

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."

Blind man with a partially sighted guide dog.

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

"Actually it was very foggy when I left home this morning"