Vision-friendly Humor T-Shirts

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

Large print e-book.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Senseless clowning around

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

The seeing-eye cat.

Cautious photojournalist.

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Bolting your Food.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."