Vision Humor T-Shirts

"Bad dog."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The Exobus

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

Bolting your Food.