Vision Humor T-Shirts

"Bad dog."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Sharp Eyes

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Senseless clowning around

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

The Exobus

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

Bolting your Food.

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."