Vision-friendly Humor Mugs

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Large print e-book.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Senseless clowning around

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"You folks ready to order?"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

The Exobus

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

The seeing-eye cat.

Cautious photojournalist.

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'