Vision Caretaker Gifts

'You know, I haven't been to the opticians in thirty years.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

'Take care'.

George Washington's Birthday

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'