Virus Virtuoso Mugs

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

"I don't know why...I just like to attack the upper respiratory tract."

Coronavirus Reinfection

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"When I was young I had posters of horses and pop stars in my room...our daughter has got posters of virologists!"

COVID-19

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Covid Variants

"That's why you should self-isolate!"

Prize vegetables.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

An informed voter is a good voter

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Poetry repairman

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"5...4...3...2..."

Writer

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff