Veg Patch Virtuoso Mugs

Prize vegetables.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Vegetable Cook

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Cooking with Pierre

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Show and Tell.

The Authentic Christmas.

It's the biofuel generation.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'