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"That's the preacher's dog."

Tiny Visions

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

TV and man

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Religious man watching religious TV

''60 Minutes' will not be seen tonight, because all our reporters seem to have gotten themselves locked up in a Turkish prison.'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Meta enhanced reality glasses

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

Religious marketing, televangelist jumping out of hte TV

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Man holding 'Freedom of the press' placard is about to fall into a manhole.

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

Just when I think violence on TV can't bother me anymore, that chef goes and debones a chicken!

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."

'We interrupt our regular programming to bring you the football season....'

"I'm just saying, ask yourself if you want your life to be a tired, old cliche, or do you want to break new ground?"

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

"What do you think Bob, isn't the view beautiful?"

"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"