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No Starlets Were Harmed

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The Questioner'

George Orwell

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Climate Change Road

Chinese History: Redwash

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Capital

George Santayana

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

The Human Condition

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"