Virtual Vibe Seekers T-Shirts

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Robert Johnson

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Ziggy Wombat

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Cassandra Wilson

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Carioca

An old man with bow legs

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'Before WWII, damnit, life was a cabaret!'

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

Hot Dog