Virtual Vibe Seekers Mugs

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Old Book Smell

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Ziggy Wombat

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Carioca

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"It's more of a conversation piece, really."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

An old man with bow legs

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Darling, shall we unleash Christmas?

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"