Vacation Vibe Seekers Mugs

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Lei-ing Hens

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I'm beached body ready."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Whale smiling at camera.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Grizzy Selfie

Carioca

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"It's another text from that clown in a Speedo. He says 'Help! My phone's almost dead! Throw me a landline!'"