Virtual Reality Avoiders T-Shirts

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Zoom Wedding

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

Indoor Football

Computer Life

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"