Virtual Reality Avoiders T-Shirts

Virtual Reality Inc. No, thanks --- I don't like any kind of reality!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Zoom Wedding

Computer Life

Indoor Football

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"