Virtual Neat Freak Mugs

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

TV and cleaner

The perfectionist.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Wash your hands

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"