
"Drunk, yet orderly"
Find witty and fun mugs for the neat freak with a twist who loves their coffee as much as their clean space. These playful designs add humor to their daily routine.
"Drunk, yet orderly"
'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'
Let's get organized
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'
'They make remarkably clean pets.'
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
Sweep the board.
"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
"By labeling it, I control it."
"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"
'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'
Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
"Where can I find the lefts?"
"Not guilty?"
"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."
"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"
The perfectionist.
'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'
Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.
House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.
Dust Bunny
Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.
Mad cleaning robot.
'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'
"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"
Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."
'I've organised the bathroom.'
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