Virtual Neat Freak Prints

"I can't take the stench! Do me a favor and empty the old trash out of your recycle bin."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

The perfectionist.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."