Virtual Meeting Coordinator Pillows

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Remote work

"Camera not working."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Big Ben

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."