Virtual Learning Escape Artist Pillows

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Fox hunting.

"Ted doesn't test well."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Houdini's Dog

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'