Virtual Gift Enthusiast Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

CEO.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

I love you Geyser...

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Giant sandwich bags.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Modern Day Cannibals

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

Great Moments in Beer

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'It's my stool sample.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"